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I loved the Mega Man games growing up. I still have the Mega Man...

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 10:20:07 -0500

I loved the Mega Man games growing up. I still have the Mega Man Anniversary Collection for the Game Cube (playable on the Wii) that I’m going to play the hell out of one of these weekends.

An Invocation for Beginnings There is no need to sharpen my...

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:10:12 -0500

An Invocation for Beginnings

There is no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. My pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

Warts and all.

Let’s start this shit up.

Love this kid. And his security system is genius.

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:07:03 -0500

Love this kid. And his security system is genius.

"Thus it is a critical choice of any adult as to where they will perform their free labor. Tens of..."

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 12:23:37 -0500

“Thus it is a critical choice of any adult as to where they will perform their free labor. Tens of millions of people made a decision to spend their time with the simple, mobile photo-sharing application that was not Facebook because they liked its subtle interface and little filters. And so Facebook bought the thing that is hardest to fake. It bought sincerity.”

- Facebook and Instagram: When Your Favorite App Sells Out — Daily Intel

This one is by far my favorite. (via The Best Memes From Season...

Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:59:31 -0500

This one is by far my favorite. (via The Best Memes From Season Two Of “The Walking Dead”)

This has to become a regular thing.

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 09:05:00 -0500

This has to become a regular thing.

"I want that you can. Hey, solid. Not all now ahh. Hey, the Iomega, Hi Don Yeah, huh. I just like I..."

Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:58:00 -0600

“I want that you can. Hey, solid. Not all now ahh. Hey, the Iomega, Hi Don Yeah, huh. I just like I guess. It’s like, hey jeff, 6 First I hear that. I’d like to gotta tell me how you know how lake. They have like the Pepsi and Coke products and pick face to face this one too. So was there. I wanna know what you are two pictures. Tell me what you 1. Which one you prefer I, which one you would say hypothetically badger Here’s, picture 1, If you’re gonna be put your one right here This is yesterday. I just got your one yesterday okay. As soon as clean as to the windows there. So, your particular notice in the clinic on the back window okay now, we go back here. Yo, and we go to this one yet no what you want to, which one you like better. You Know If explain, C D It was one you prefer this one of the really clear one All Hall Yeah, Yeah you notice the differential in the thought I’d love to the store. Hey, does both sentence anymore wanted it more. There you go. But anyway, that was my I like the last night. 7. The old verizon after time for a license in the windows. And then All I would like to speak. Thanks. Yeah no problem at 533 cents. You Know I. I was trying to. I can’t remember where I found them. And I remember the dollar store. 3 for a box. Yeah. Hmm. From.”

- Transcript from an unintentional voicemail I just received via Google Voice.

So great.

Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:41:11 -0600

So great.

jtotheizzoe: Yeah, sorry about the unicorns. (via SMBC, design...

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:39:08 -0600

jtotheizzoe:

Yeah, sorry about the unicorns.

(via SMBC, design by Shawn Coss. You can buy this shirt)

(via xkcd: Adam and Eve)

Fri, 13 Jan 2012 09:40:53 -0600

(via xkcd: Adam and Eve)

"SOPA and PIPA are the effective equivalent of blowing up every road, bridge, and tunnel in New York..."

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 09:18:38 -0600

“SOPA and PIPA are the effective equivalent of blowing up every road, bridge, and tunnel in New York to keep people from getting to one bootleg stand in Union Square — but leaving the stand itself alone.”

- A great piece by Nilay Patel on SOPA - What is SOPA and how does it work? The Stop Online Piracy Act explained | The Verge

"CK’s comedy does the job of finger-placing our dirty, shameful thoughts. It doesn’t validate them,..."

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 11:03:28 -0600

“CK’s comedy does the job of finger-placing our dirty, shameful thoughts. It doesn’t validate them, but it does recognize and identify them, and in their airing, we have to consider and deal with the lines that separate how we are expected to behave and think, and the shameful dirt of this world.”

- Frank Chimero - Louis CK’s Shameful Dirty Comedy

FUCKYEAHLOST.com: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:08:35 -0600

FUCKYEAHLOST.com: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties :

Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A SANDWICH OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though you were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly

Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one…

"Again. You stated the problem as clearly as she tried to, repeatedly, in front of the committee...."

Wed, 16 Nov 2011 19:51:21 -0600

“

Again. You stated the problem as clearly as she tried to, repeatedly, in front of the committee. What makes perfect sense to logical people is unsurprisingly nonsensical to the idiots running the country.

People have suggested that there’s an anti-intellectual bias ingrained in the American psyche, but I don’t think that’s actually the problem. It’s the assumption that someone else will do the thinking for you that’s the real nasty, seedy little heart of the matter.

I really look forward to the gov’t expending taxpayer dollars it doesn’t have, and endless amounts of energy, chasing down ghosts and persecuting middlemen in defense of trillion-dollar interests. Because the sooner the US becomes the laughingstock of the western world, the sooner it’s likely to get its house in order and gag the busybodies, wingnuts, corporate interests and degenerate senators who are creating its current policies.

”

- http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=3244702

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Tue, 15 Nov 2011 20:00:36 -0600

"Imagine the U.S. Census as conducted by direct marketers - that’s the social graph. Social..."

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:44:06 -0600

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Imagine the U.S. Census as conducted by direct marketers - that’s the social graph.

Social networks exist to sell you crap. The icky feeling you get when your friend starts to talk to you about Amway, or when you spot someone passing out business cards at a birthday party, is the entire driving force behind a site like Facebook.

”

- The Social Graph is Neither (Pinboard Blog)

jtotheizzoe: A history of Earth as a clock

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 14:54:39 -0500

jtotheizzoe:

A history of Earth as a clock

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Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:55:59 -0500

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Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:42:16 -0500

NOOOOOOOOPE.

Thu, 15 Sep 2011 08:53:16 -0500

NOOOOOOOOPE.

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I loved the Mega Man games growing up. I still have the Mega Man...

An Invocation for Beginnings There is no need to sharpen my...

Love this kid. And his security system is genius.

"Thus it is a critical choice of any adult as to where they will perform their free labor. Tens of..."

This one is by far my favorite. (via The Best Memes From Season...

This has to become a regular thing.

"I want that you can. Hey, solid. Not all now ahh. Hey, the Iomega, Hi Don Yeah, huh. I just like I..."

So great.

jtotheizzoe: Yeah, sorry about the unicorns. (via SMBC, design...

(via xkcd: Adam and Eve)

"SOPA and PIPA are the effective equivalent of blowing up every road, bridge, and tunnel in New York..."

"CK’s comedy does the job of finger-placing our dirty, shameful thoughts. It doesn’t validate them,..."

FUCKYEAHLOST.com: How to Make a Peanut Butter Sandwich, by the Losties

"Again. You stated the problem as clearly as she tried to, repeatedly, in front of the committee...."

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"Imagine the U.S. Census as conducted by direct marketers - that’s the social graph. Social..."

jtotheizzoe: A history of Earth as a clock

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NOOOOOOOOPE﻿.

NOOOOOOOOPE.